“SNIFF THE CROTCH – Horrible Sounding Advice To Give Your Kids”

“SNIFF THE CROTCH – Horrible Sounding Advice To Give Your Kids (That They’ll Remember)” is available on Amazon.  Click here for either the eBook or paperback.

This isn’t a how-to book as much as it’s a hang-in-there-we-know-what-you’re-going-through book.  And since I’m really no expert in parenting, it’s a quick read.

Enjoy.  And let me know what you think.

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WORK HARD. BE KIND.

The essence of my parenting can be glimpsed in that instant that Bruce Banner begins transforming into the Hulk, but isn’t quite indestructible yet.  Confusion, anger, helplessness, pain and resignation – all shoved into a Vitamix 5200 Blender. Flip the switch to detonate.  That’s me, the Dad, on a good day.

Of all the cajoling and bribing and threatening and begging and lecturing and asking I throw at my kids, I tell them that there is only this they should take into adulthood:

Work hard.  Be kind.

That’s it.

Work hard – to give yourself the best chance at succeeding, so that you earn your independence, so that no roadblock ever rattles you.  Be kind – i.e. don’t be a jerk, take care of others, and invite your parents for Thanksgiving.

Ignore or forget or tune out everything else I say, but remember those four words.

And if they have time for more bumper sticker parenting, these words sometimes tumble from my mouth with the intention of doing good in the world:

–Don’t try to be right, try to do the right thing.

–Use your foot to flush toilets in public restrooms.

–Say thank you.  A lot.

–Seek information, not affirmation.

–Stick with the piano.

–How you react to what happens can be more important than what happens.

–You don’t have to like it; you just have to eat it.

–Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should do it.

–Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.

–Be aware of your 360 24/7.

–Come on, guys. Seriously?

–Watch your partner’s and friends’ and children’s 360 24/7.

–I’m normally not a religious man, but if you’re up there – save me Superman.

(Okay, credit that last one to Homer Simpson.)

Work hard. Be kind.

How LOUD Is Your Supply Chain?

In 2012, the Foo Fighters headlined the Tennent’s Vital music festival in Northern Ireland. While Dave Grohl belted “…There goes my hero, watch him as he goes…” – fifteen miles away in Belfast, residents complained about the noise. Fifteen miles away! Now that’s loud.

Your supply chain should be louder.

…This article has been moved to ROSCO’s new supply chain home on the Internet, the About.com Logistics/Supply Chain site

NFL vs. NBA

If the NFL is king, then the NBA is its long-suffering crown prince. With the Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson and concussion scandals, you’d think the social media and sports radio haranguing might force the NFL to abdicate its dominance (ratings dominance, hearts-and-minds dominance, page view click dominance, etc.). But the NBA has yet to ascend to the throne.

…This article has been moved to ROSCO’s new home on the Internet – the About.com Logistics/Supply Chain site…

WORK HARD. BE KIND.

The essence of my parenting can be glimpsed in that instant that Bruce Banner begins transforming into the Hulk, but isn’t quite indestructible yet.  Confusion, anger, helplessness, pain and resignation – all shoved into a Vitamix 5200 Blender. Flip the switch to detonate.  That’s me, the Dad, on a good day.

Of all the cajoling and bribing and threatening and begging and lecturing and asking I throw at my kids, I tell them that there is only this they should take into adulthood:

Work hard.  Be kind.

That’s it.

Work hard – to give yourself the best chance at succeeding, so that you earn your independence, so that no roadblock ever rattles you.  Be kind – i.e. don’t be a jerk, take care of others, and invite your parents for Thanksgiving.

Ignore or forget or tune out everything else I say, but remember those four words.

And if they have time for more bumper sticker parenting, these words sometimes tumble from my mouth with the intention of doing good in the world:

–Don’t try to be right, try to do the right thing.

–Use your foot to flush toilets in public restrooms.

–Say thank you.  A lot.

–Seek information, not affirmation.

–Stick with the piano.

–How you react to what happens can be more important than what happens.

–You don’t have to like it; you just have to eat it.

–Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should do it.

–Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.

–Be aware of your 360 24/7.

–Come on, guys. Seriously?

–Watch your partner’s and friends’ and children’s 360 24/7.

–I’m normally not a religious man, but if you’re up there – save me Superman.

(Okay, credit that last one to Homer Simpson.)

Work hard. Be kind.

THE PB&J’s OF SUPPLY CHAIN

The mission here at Team ROSCO is to strive to do with supply chain what Stephen Jay Gould* did with evolutionary biology.  After immersing myself in a Gould essay, I’m able to strut around and claim I understand how the evolution of the modern horse means that Major League Baseball hitters have gotten better since Ted Williams’ day.

…This article has been moved to ROSCO’s new supply chain home on the Internet – the About.com Logistics/Supply Chain page